formosusmalik:

Scared I’m going to sink your ship?

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Dear lord, please just shut up.

formosusmalik:

Hm, I’m bored. We should play battleship.

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Yeah, no thanks.

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formosusmalik:

Never. [starts playing with her hair] Why would I even shut up?

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To give me happiness. — What are you even doing? [swats his hand away]

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formosusmalik:

[flicks her cheek] Liar.

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[flicks his forehead] Am not.

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formosusmalik:

Hm, sure I did. [he continues to flick her forehead] You shouldn’t lie.

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[flicks him back] I told you, I’m not lying.

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formosusmalik:

Nobody knew where you were. So, we all presumed you [flicks her back] were dead.

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You got on my nerves. Therefore, [flicks him again] I went in hiding.

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formosusmalik:

I wasn’t dead, unlike [flicks her forehead again] someone.

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Oh, how’d you even know I was dead in the first place? Did you happen to [flicks him back] kill past me, hm?

formosusmalik:

[flicks her forehead] They shouldn’t have resurrected you.

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[flicks him back] Same to you, Malik.

formosusmalik:

You need to work on your lying skills.

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Sucks for you but, I’m not lying.

HOLYCASTIELS