formosusmalik:

Stop. Do you know how many calories are in that? 

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It’s a granola bar.

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formosusmalik:

I’m not into blond guys with moobs.

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Who said I was into you? Your words are quite funny, but they just keep yapping and yapping, to the point where it’s like your mouth is running away from your face. Disturbing, really.

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formosusmalik:

Nope. A star who wants to play it safe, sweetie.

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Oh. And that rumor about me fancying you— lies.

Ouch. That hurt me. It really did.

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formosusmalik:

[smirks] And my surname isn’t Malik.

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Oh, it isn’t? What kind of star lies to their fans?

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dominicrp:

And you’re so sure that’ll I’ll fail? 

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'M just saying.

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08-17 / 16:52 / 5 notes / dominicrp

formosusmalik:

That’s funny, because I’ve heard it’s covered in STD.

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Rumors are rumors, babe. They’re not real.

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formosusmalik:

Don’t envy the better chest.

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Oh, I’m good. I’m the one with the better dick anyway.

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formosusmalik:

Oh? Say that to their faces, Swarkles.

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Mosquito bites. Very promising.

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